The WWF lands on pay-per-view in glorious WrestleVision, as Lord Alfed Hayes leers, Davey Boy Smith has issues downstairs, and we get Randy Savage all night long! Plus, three Junkyard Dog matches to counteract such awesomeness!...Ring-a-ding-ding!
It's Halloween and the WWF don't disappoint, giving us evil foreigners passing pumpkins in an intimate manner, terrifying hats that must be destroyed by hillbillies, and not enough Macho Man... There is an international incident in the offing, notwithstanding Roddy Piper goes without baby oil, and, notwithstanding carp fight for corn at a hillbilly wedding, notwithstanding... Pro wrestling returns to network television as beefcake abounds, Fred Blassie deals with crazy fruit cakes and Junkyard Dog ponders his lack of neck... |